C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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