I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize