we're blogging at a bar
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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