she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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