were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
