Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
