Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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