You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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