Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Randomize
