Pants 0. Shit 1.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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