i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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