ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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