Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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