My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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