we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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