"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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