did you get engaged???
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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