I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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