Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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