Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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