I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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