I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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