It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
people are starting to question the shark bite story
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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