stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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