): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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