She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
3pm strippers are depressing
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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