I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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