Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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