Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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