no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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