its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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