Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
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