David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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