You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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