do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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