youre lurking in front of me
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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