Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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