I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
two words: eviction party
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Randomize
