drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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