turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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