Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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