do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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