Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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