Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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