We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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