i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
