don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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