I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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