If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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