Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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