grandma shit on top of the toilet
I forgot how hot balto sounded
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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