super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
