can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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