How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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