I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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