They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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