She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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